you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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