dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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