Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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