Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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