So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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