Just mADE A PArabola og urine
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
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