Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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