I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Randomize