So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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