This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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