So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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