stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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