dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I just blew my weed a kiss
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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