check it out our google latitudes are spooning
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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