Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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