is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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