That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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