awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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