Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
COCAINE IS GR8
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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