I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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