Whod you bang
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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