Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I want to walk on stilts...naked
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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