He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
worst night to have a conscience
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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