It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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