please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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