Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
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