I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
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