at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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