have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
My ass is underappreciated
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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