I'm drive I can fine osifer
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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