oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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