Having a random hookup so left but love u
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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