i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
i dont even know how to be here
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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