Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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