Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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