Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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