it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Randomize