she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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