why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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