It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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