I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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