so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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