im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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