Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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