She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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