He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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