Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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