Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
