also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
True strength comes from lack of pants
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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