real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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