Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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