Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
The ass gains better be worth it
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