school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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