Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Randomize
