i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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