I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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