U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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