ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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